today i joined sparkpeople because the doctor told me to lose weight.

callum bitches at me all day that i don’t need to diet.

motivation disappears.

i’ll remain fat forever ok.

it appears the only way i can be alone to get dressed is by barricading my bedroom door, since telling him to get out doesn’t seem to work.

what kind of idiot asks for an omelette and then says it’s “too eggy”?

my boyfriend.

well he can fuck off now, when he’s too lazy to feed himself he can starve.

vampireswillbutthurtyou:

hEY BATTER BATTER HEY BATTER BATTER SWINNNNNG

I’VE GOT TO JUST DO MY THING

(via justcomealongpond)

i hate playing ps2 with callum because he gets unreasonably angry when he can’t do things and just goes on rants and claims he’ll never play again then picks the controller up and resumes his rants after like 2 minutes.

Anonymous asked: tumblrmarketing(.)com is showing how silly tumblr is. they'd do worse than facebook in the stock market. just giving free shit away

omg rly

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

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// i have 4 gta games and i am stuck on 3 of them.//

the 4th freezes.