oh! you pretty things

Ziggy, what are you doing in the bird bath? You are not a bird, get out of there. It is not a cat bath.

Ziggy, what are you doing in the bird bath? You are not a bird, get out of there. It is not a cat bath.


skipping every song rachel sings lead on fo lyf.

missing half the show in the process.


at least once a week

mother has the same rant at me. always something to do with callum, i need to go back to college and do a levels again, and i spend too much time sitting on the computer.

  • i love callum, it’s as simple as that. mother doesn’t like him? mother isn’t dating him. i will be with him as long as we are happy and we love each other, she can deal.
  • i will never do a levels again, i have no interest in doing so. i was forced to do them last time and because i had no desire to be doing it i wasted everyone’s time and got 3 Es in the end. not again.
  • and jesus bloody christ if she had the courtesy not to fuck my self esteem and confidence up, i’d probably be okay with getting a normal job and not have to avoid phones and people, so i wouldn’t be on the computer.

bitch forgets who raised me.


Shall I sleep naked? I get sweaty sacks don’t I.

— my boyf on his sweaty balls in the night.