January 2012
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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callum and i made butter
paula deen eat yo heart out. we are now playing pimp my ride on ps2 lol.
Jan 26th
“Shall I sleep naked? I get sweaty sacks don’t I.”
– my boyf on his sweaty balls in the night.
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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WatchWatch
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.
Jan 25th
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♠♥♦♣: I've really fallen into my element today. →
elladarling: I know women have fought for years for equal pay, the right to education, and so many other things to give women everywhere a better life. But I think to be truely happy I wouldn’t want a career. I’d want to be a house wife, spending my days cooking beautiful homemade dishes and making sure the… ^^^^^ i know women wanted independance but gosh they had to fuck it up for the...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
Listenbr0becks: stripedtie: Glee - Smooth Criminal...
Jan 24th
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things booked for london
hotel train tickets doctor who experience tickets and we should save £200 spending money, and take away travel and food, that will be about £100 lol.
Jan 24th
I want dakota blue richards.
Jan 23rd
government want all my bank statements from the...
erm erm what the fuck? “lol you on the dole, we get to know every purchase you have made in a year lol” fuck off
Jan 23rd
i'm lonely.
i think night is the worst time to be on my own. in the day i can just get on with things i have to do without callum around, but at night trying to sleep without his arms around me and him breathing on my face is odd. sort of like when i was little and mother washed fluffy so i couldn’t sleep with him because he was wet. and i can’t even start pinching his nose or poking at his face...
Jan 22nd
i've gone from sharing callum's single bed to...
i’d rather still be squished in with him it was snuggly.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 18th
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We Are Made Out of Stars: Does anyone else HATE... →
adoremarkowen: anita25: myowncircus: icansavethisloveforever: I cannot stand his voice! Why he sings lead on songs like Shine, when Howard is better vocally is beyond me! http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?p=55904095 Please someone join that forum and say some lovely words to those… WTF!!!!!!..mark’s voice is the most beautiful voice in the world…. Don’t even say that?...
Jan 17th
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sexsoup: nenurplelove: OH MY GOD. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN POSTED ON TUMBLR . This is amazing, just watch it!!! WHAT THE FUCK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO lovethiss WATCH IT NOW NOW NOW.  let’s bring this back again, shall we? i can’t even ohmygod
Jan 16th
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rdj > benedict cumberbatch
yes.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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lol back in bed. mother is 50 today. i woke up after 5 hours of sleep, mother opened her presents, i installed her telly, i cooked her breakfast, i cleaned the kitchen, now i need more sleep.
Jan 15th
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anjelloca: crap man, i only have one character token (harry potter godric’s hollow) missing for lego hp yrs 5-7 and then i’m finished but when i go to the level it’s in, it says i already got it but when i go to madam malkin’s it says it’s locked this game has been glitching up the ass since i got it though omg so sick of this completed that shit, beyotch.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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i hate wrapping presents
so i am delaying wrapping mothers television. i will not be able to do it lol.
Jan 14th
I’ve been interacting with people online since I was 12 and I haven’t been stalked by a 48 year-old man from Iowa yet so I think I’m doing pretty well. 
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
i can't be bothered to move
and i need to hoover the house and wrap presents and go food shopping but ugh allow.
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
i can't sleep
nobody to be cuddled by :(
Jan 13th
Mother is 50 on sunday
She has a tv worth £130 (lol I paid £100 thanks sales) Shrek dvd Chocolates. Meh.
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
Jan 11th
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things that have made me feel better today
food cold drinks sex
Jan 11th
is punching someone in the head as they sleep an acceptable way to stop them snoring?
Jan 10th
can't sleep
callum is snoring. :’((((
Jan 10th
5 months with callum today
holla. but i feel really ill and i’m meant to be at the orthodontist but fuck that and i feel bad that i can’t be all snuggly because i feel so gross. bah bah bah.
Jan 10th
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i made butterscotch cake sandwiched with...
om nom nom.
Jan 10th
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Spotify Unlimited Streaming Ends For Some Free... →
ifeeltherhythminmyfingers: ryancox: dashedlines: Spotify made its big U.S. debut on July 14, 2011. In one week, we’ll be marking the streaming music service’s six-month anniversary. And in one week, all those users who signed up for the free all you can eat desktop music that day will find out that they’re going to be limited to just 10 hours per month now. You’re also only allowed to play...
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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a delicious recipe →
Placenta Lasagne Ingredients: 1 fresh, ground, or minced placenta, prepared as above 2 tblspns olive oil 2 sliced cloves garlic 1/2 tspn oregano 1/2 diced onion 2 tblspns tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato Method: use a recipe for lasagne and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. Quickly saut� all the ingredients in olive oil. Serve. Enjoy!
Jan 9th
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when i have a baby
i’m going to cook the placenta into a casserole.
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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