January 2011
my sister just knocked on my door and said "I WANT...
bitch please, that is my phone charger that you rudely took from me and kept for a month, and my battery needs charging.
“bring it into my room when your phone is charged”
that isn’t your room, that is my second bedroom and you are lucky that i let you sleep on my second bed. and i’m going to sleep soon, if my phone isn’t charged by then, i’m sure as hell not...
why does kim kardashian have a wax figure
michaeljacks0n:
why
what has she even done besides suck ray j’s dick , have a fat ass and be pretty to even DESERVE A WAX FIGURE.
lol she’s not even that pretty, just good with make up.
my mini chopper broke today
mother, i care not for your low quality birthday presents. i had to chop the onion by hand and my eyes hurt.
mkay
shop, prepare dinner, back to tidying room.
what a fun lyf i have.
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That moment when you realize you're perfect.
alexxandra-:
i watched blue lagoon.
a disappointing ending.
If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.
axelives-:
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LOL.
my beautiful what?
headache.
refuse to sleep, i think tiger the sim will be losing his virginity tonight.
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jack-sparrow:
nash is a tool
lol thx.
omg
thekidsnotmyson:
imagine tho a Tito experience game and you can customise your character, I’d spend ages picking a hat~
and then you’d have to be pimpin and see how many hoes you can pick up
and then you’d do mini games and see how many tacos you can eat in a minute
and tweet the entire time saying “CAN YOU FEEL IT???”
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
barbiedollblonde:
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catastrofuck:
com3dy:
smokemeimdope-:
when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
REALLY?!
BULLSHIT YO.
wikipedia says otherwise.
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my grandma is sorting my pop's stuff before summer
:/
i don’t like this idea. she’s going to get rid of his chair, i know it.
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meet tiger and tabby
gurl i love ur make up!!!!!!
my teenage girl on the sims looks like a streetwalker omg.
and her twin brother just looks like a failed emo
and the baby is so ugly
and the dad plays his guitar like all the time so i’m thinking of killing him.
Reblog if you remember this. Or had one of these.
sarahmolly:
therewasamannamedjackdawson:
jenni-fail:
unicornsandwhatnot:
SCREAMING. I HAVE ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS IN THE BASEMENT.
YESSS!
I HAD THE PURPLE/SILVER ONE.
Blue
^ YES. MINE WAS BLUE.
i had a dalmation one, and my friend had a blue one and they were best friends. woof.
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frustrated to the point of screaming at a...
spend so fucking long putting this stupid cupboard we don’t even need together for mother, no payment or thanks whatsoever, it was far too hot and mother wouldn’t turn the heating off, she was just like “we can open the back door.” NO WE FUCKING CAN’T BECAUSE MOTHS WILL COME IN.
my hand really hurts, i scraped my foot moving the fucking thing because she was too busy...