December 2011
why do i end up singing babe every night lol
last night callum was trying to sleep and i was there like “i’m here again…babe…where have you you been…BABE…I’M BAAAACK AGAIN…BABE!!!!!” and he was like “stop. singing.”
what a twat.
thekidsnotmyson asked: Happy Birthday!! Hope being 20 is glorious and wonderful and I hope your day is gr8!! <3
scandalacious replied to your post: as a 20 year old
Glad to know I’m not the only 20 year old on Tumblr. I see all of these posts about middle school & high school and I feel awkwardly out of place.
lol i’ve only been 20 for that hour and 20 minutes but yeah i think i only know a couple of people older than me on here :|
as a 20 year old
should i be singing to my chemical romance at 1:20am?
probably not, i should have had a mug of cocoa in my slippers and gone to sleep 3 hours ago.
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i want some PRESENTS.
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i am 2 decades old LET ME DIE NOW.
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it is my birthday in 40 minutes
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Am I really crying at eastenders????
Pat isn’t even dead yet but ugh what a damn trooper.
My trouble getting to sleep lately now has me crying in frustration while callum snores next to me.
Ugh.
now i shall slightly sum up my family meal
i don’t much like my dad’s family lol.
my grandad and his wife are cool. and her son. although he kept touching my leg he’s fun and gave me scratchcard things and i won £3, and he lets me play dumb tricks and doesn’t get pissed off like most people do. i stole his camera, put his beer riiiiight at the other end of the table while he wasn’t in the room, made him eat a...
my entire life i’ve pretty much never stood up for myself, yet in the last couple of months i’ve developed some kind of attitude lol.
no more doormat, i don’t think.
aw try to go along with people's plans and...
isn’t that nice.
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TYPE YOUR NAME: nash
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: nash
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: nash
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: nash
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: bhyfgt grg
it is my birthday in 2 days and 50 minutes
ugh i’m 20. 2 DECADES ago my mother was fat and about to pop me out.
we both nearly died lolololol.
i'm going to get 3 hours sleep
but i’m going to see sherlock holmes with ma boif tomorrow yayayay :)
if at any point in my life i have a baby boy
and refer to him as “little man”
someone slap me.
a little man would be a male dwarf. a baby is a damn child, not a man. unless it is some kind of creepy post-pubescent infant. ew just imagine.
the end.
Hotel for dogs :’)
my sister and mother are talking again.
gr8. well now she’ll be favoured over me once again.
how can i creep down to the shop when my mother AND sister are in the kitchen oh god :(
i need to shower and go down the shop
i am too lazy.
i must walk like a spaz
the bottom of my vans always wear away in the same spot, lol.
mother said i should buy more with my christmas/birthday money.
fuck dat i like my purple vans :(
when i have a family
i’ll try and make christmas magical.
and i’ll try and say yes to as much as i can, because there is not fun asking for things knowing you will be denied it. see “can callum stay on wednesday please?”.
yes i’m gonna be in a mood about him not being allowed until my birthday JUST U WAIT.
and of course, mother can’t go one day without bitching at me for something.
callum and i are going to see the new sherlock holmes film. cue “but i want to see that film” (go alone then) and “it’s my week off, can’t you just wait until your birthday to see callum? you’re so selfish.”
christmas is a time for the ones you love right? how did i end up...
i woke up just past 6, waited FOREVER for mother to get up, she wanted breakfast first, got my presents, knew what most of them were, now it’s the boring bit between presents and dinner where mother decides she has to clean a bit more after yesterdays full house clean WHAT FUN.
this christmas already sucks tbh.
oh and callum’s bbm has run out so i can’t even talk to him for a...
england has christmas
happy christmas guys :D!!!
i’m gonna sleep, and i expect to be awake at like 6am lol.
I CAN’T SLEEP BECAUSE I’M TOO EXCITED.
gonna stay awake
intercept santa
and rob that motherfucker I WANT TOYS.
alannahorcutt:
I wish I could spend Christmas with my boyfriend :(
I get a tummyache when I’m hungry, but the only food we have now is christmas food oh dear god :(
tomorrow
cleaning the house :(
wrapping presents (only 5 though lol it’s ok)
making a quiche
making custard (I’VE MADE CUSTARD ONCE IN MY LIFE I’M GOING TO FUCK IT UP)
seeing my dad and visiting one set of cousins with him.
blah.
i’m so tired and i’ve felt a bit ill all day. kind of just want to stay in bed god i’m too lazy for christmas.
what a peculiar day
callum wouldn’t wake up, we had chloe and samantha trying to abuse us over bbm which is kind of stupid because they are 16 and i spent more time correcting grammatical errors than i did speaking but hey but we got some amusement because their insults consisted of saying we look like zombies, and then telling me i’m too pale lol. but then i got a tummyache while we were at pdsa so we...
Watchrosaleehdecoded:
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abhor:
thelasturinebender:
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CRYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGG!
lmaoooooooo. whoops, wrong song!
OMFG I CANT BREATHE. I WANNA DIE. ROFLFMAFOAOFAOAOOO
DEAD AND GONE
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*takes deep breath*
...
hurray
got all my presents bought lol
going out for dinner tonight with friends
doing an afternoon at pdsa tomorrow, then seeing josh
food shopping tomorrow night
seeing my dad christmas eve
THEN IT’S CHRISTMAS
though it’ll be a wanktastic day cause it’s just mother and me this year but whateverrrr.
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Watchgettingleidtonight:
closetomidnight:
goobercriss:
monswift:
anthagio:
faguccino:
angry butter-less norwegian is angry
laughing at him struggling to speak english omg *eats butter*
i am LAUGHING
this video makes no sense because we would never run out of butter, paula deen would never let that happen.
AHA NOT MY PROBLEM
I can not with this omg
if you came into my house and...
I have 99 problems and Aaron Johnson’s sex appeal is no longer one of them
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i did not just break my spoon trying to get all the cookie dough out of my ben and jerrys…
time for that end of year quiz thing, 2011
1. Stayed single almost the whole year?
nope :)
2. Were involved In something you’ll never forget?
yes?
3. Tripped over a coffee table?
nope
4. Dyed your hair?
yep
5.Came close to losing your life?
no?
6.Saw one of your favorite bands/artists live?
TAKE THAT AND PULP!!!
2011: FRIENDS & ENEMIES…
7. Did you meet any new friends this year?
slightly more than a friend ;)
...
ages ago i bought black hair dye
it was a mere whim of a purchase.
now my roots are like an inch long i need to dye my hair and i’m like do i just go black or go and buy more purple?
bah.